Michel

FORWARDED MESSAGE
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and
when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have
what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging
down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all
tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite
surprised when she heard the price as it was twice
as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he
understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is."

It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her
cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much

as the cat. This incident happened during November in Chicago and

the cat needed all the fur it had."
Gas to go to groomer $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat... Priceless!

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My Job Sucks!

For those that don't know me. I am a Flight Test Engineer. This means

that I fly in prototype aircraft to evaluate it's safety and performance

before we sell them to our customers. Some of it could even be considered

"risky" like stalls, engine failures, autorotations, etc. Part of my job is to

also review Test Plans which describes upcoming testing. I realized

I had hit rock bottom in my career when I was asked to review

the following Test Plan... Click HERE

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